![]() ![]() You can’t think of another movie that uses 3D only partially. It apparently only comes on during the scary scenes. Oh, and the 3D is finally working, you observe. There are many more from where that came from. Suddenly, something jumps out at you, and a few seconds later you realise that it was meant to scare you. When it finally hits you, you’re embarrassed at your innocence. You’re not entirely sure why she’s there. There is a mysteriously objectified woman with an encyclopaedic knowledge of ghosts in the picture. Weird stuff has already started happening to the weird family. And the first one should be right around the corner. You try to make sense of who’s who and give that up pretty quickly. ![]() You’ve got a Paranormal Activity movie to watch. There’s the creepy little child the demon Toby seems rather creepily attracted to. But they fill the generic Paranormal Activity mould you’ve grown to love and hate. You look around, worried that you are the only one cursed with a spoilt movie experience but you notice similar confusion in the faces of the others. Then where is it? You check your bulky glasses. The CBFC certificate signed by Pahlaj Nihalani also said it was in 3D. All your Paranormal Activity questions will finally be answered. You laugh it off as temporary stupidity because honestly, who goes to a Paranormal Activity flick looking for dramatic heft. Midway through your revision you realised the absurdity of your actions. You even pulled up the Wikipedia page and brushed up on all the plot points before hand. You’ve at least contemplated if not gone through with a marathon of the all the previous movies of the series. You walk into Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension expecting a good time, understanding perfectly well that it’s the sixth entry of a franchise severely in need of an exorcism and you really don’t have any business expecting anything from it. ![]() And the abyss stares back.(Paramount Pictures) Rating: 0.5/5 Creepy kid with a death wish stares into the abyss. Cast: Chris J Murray, Brit Shaw, Ivy George, Dan Gill, Olivia Taylor Dudley ![]()
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